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life-writer: a ‘lil nep before the regularly scheduled johndave

life-writer:

a ‘lil nep before the regularly scheduled johndave


Jz113: SUDDENLY HOMESTUCK JOKES

jz113:

    • <Jz113> nosense616, ChibiZilla: wanna hear a joke?
    • <Jz113> ERIDAN’S QUADRANTS
    • <nosense616> WHATS THE DIFF BETWEEN AN ONION AND ERIDAN?
    • <nosense616> IF YOU CHOP AN ONION IN HALF, SOMEONE WILL CRY
    • <nosense616> WHY COULDNT ERIDAN FINISH THE MATH TEST?
    • <nosense616> BECAUSE KANAYA LEFT HIM A BIT “STUMPED”
    • <nosense616> why couldnt eridan choose a between two scarves?
    • <nosense616> because he was split two ways
    • <Jz113> nosense616: Gamzee has a sale on eridan potions
    • <Jz113> They’re HALF OFF
    • <Jz113> How did Kanaya beat Eridan at poker?
    • <Jz113> He tried to bluff and she saw right through him.
    • <nosense616> why cant eridan get a girlfriend?
    • <nosense616> because he lost his better half
    • <nosense616> why doesnt kanaya like magic?
    • <nosense616> it left her a bit empty on the inside
    • <nosense616> why didnt eridan run in the marathon?
    • <nosense616> he didnt have the legs for it
    • <nosense616> rose told kanaya her oppinion on her attitude.
    • <nosense616> kanaya didnt care, it went right through her anyways.
    • <nosense616> Eridan is half the man he was.
    • <nosense616> and kanaya is pretty hollow.
    • <The-Lazy-Flare> Rose asked why Kanaya was so thin.
    • <nosense616> Kanaya answered “Everything I Eat Goes Right Through Me.”
    • <nosense616> jack isnt a very talented artist, but at least he took a STAB at it.
    • <nosense616> it’s hard to make nepeta puns
    • <nosense616> since it’s like beating a dead horse
    • <nosense616> Equius found it hard to ask aradia out on a date
    • <nosense616> he was always CHOKING on his words
    • <nosense616> did you know equius was a ballet dancer?
    • <nosense616> yeah, he quit it after a while. he couldnt take the STRANGLING schedule.
    • <ChibiZilla> No one makes Jade jokes…and I Harley think that they would be funny.
    • <ChibiZilla>But Dave and Dirk were always Striders for success so i think that would be ok


inkskratches:

[S] Eridan: Believe in that thing called love


silveray: “Trolls”, girl version sketchdump &lt;3

silveray:

“Trolls”, girl version sketchdump <3


xamag-homestuck:

Stuff stuff stuff stuff and nonsense

This blog definitely needs more trickster John D:<

Be careful, Karkat, he can easily crush your hand

THIS IS AMAZING.


marlylechaton: Neps~ :33

marlylechaton:

Neps~ :33


magicularspectacular:

octopole:

lil-cal-pete-wentz-bucket-orgy:

homesteak:

varison:

mr-ru:

I figure I should post my babby gifs.

Why can’t tumblr just lay them out in a straight column >:/

jaaaaade ;u;

aaaw

ububu

ahaha jade

EEEEE


bowkind:

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